Marcia is Amused.

November 3

Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon

” About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul made, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.”

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    reblogged only bc thats pretty clever

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    I must have this book. Sounds hillarious.

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    I need to read this ASAP!

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    Lol I hope this is real so I can purchase it. XD

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    I AM EXCITED. Harvard Lampoon parodies are always good. Need I remind anyone of Barry Trotter or Bored Of The Rings?

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    These guys also did a parody of Lord of the Rings called Bored of the Rings, which was hilarious as well. Not to mention...

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    I love how people who hate Twilight make fun of it and turn it into something a fan like me would totally enjoy and...

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